Bwahahahahaha!!! Your nemesis, the dashingly handsome spy Waco Powers, has at last fallen to yoursecret volcano base’s deathtraps (or so you assume, being a little too busy to witness it firsthand). Atlong last, you are all set to CONQUER THE WORLD!
Nothing will stand in your way! Well, nothing except a minor problem of logistics. Your evil armieshave announced that they will not continue carving their relentless path of destruction across the punynations of the world without being paid. And unfortunately you are running low on cash – a volcanolair has many wonderful qualities, but “reasonably affordable” is not one of them. You have had to pullfunds from the travel budget to pay your ungrateful underlings. Now you are not sure how you willactually get your armies into position to CONQUER THE WORLD.